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The small-dick jokes should be considered sexual harrasment

Ladies, if you think these are funny, that makes you a fucking twat

Let’s just dig up another issue with the way “gender equality” oppresses men: the right to joke about penis size. It is genuinely NOT FUNNY. So here’s what happened:

I spent the New Year’s Eve at an art exhibition of some sort. The most pretentious shit you’ll see, but interestingly enough, the main act was Finnish, as in someone from my country. On the way back we ran into someone we knew, with his friends, and we talked about the main act and the fact they were Finnish. So this girl says she knows only one sentence in Finnish: “Sinulla on tosi pieni kikkeli” which means “you have a very small dick” with the word dick replaced by an untranslatable word referring to a flaccid, dangly, small wrinkly male organ – very specific. The word I hate the most in the Finnish language as far as references to penises go. Instead of saying what I should have said: “Well aren’t you a twat in two different languages” I corrected her pronunciation which actually made her say “Sini has a very small dick”, “Sini” being a girl’s name.

The look on the guy’s faces… Not impressed. The emotional space of a guy who has to hear yet another fucking small penis -joke, with an oh so proud of herself -female glowing in the fucking dark, “Oh I am so racy, so daring, so wild…” Yeah. Fuck yeah, you are. As wild as a freaking Neantredal. Maybe she’s one of his friends who are on Paleo diet, too.

In the era of gender equality, where you will be more offended by the fact I make fun of a woman who made a VERY inappropriate, insensitive joke than the fact that men hear this ALL THE TIME… I must wonder, are you all completely BLIND to this? Like I’m far from being delicate in what I say, but something that attacks a person’s most sacred area of his body in the most vicious of ways, repeatedly, even at the age of what… 45-50? (She was no 18-year old little thing anymore, who didn’t know any better,) … that is just not cool anymore. And guys, the next time you hear this, fire back. They fucking deserve it.

 

“Maybe you just don’t know how to grow one into its full size. (Have you ever been with a man with an impressive cock, sweetheart? Tell me about him.)”

(I do think men grow larger the more turned on they get… And, also, grow bigger the more in love they are with the woman they’re with, and the more loved and accepted they feel in that relationship, particularly sexually. No wonder men have trouble growing when they do, right? For the record, I cured impotence with one sentence once, so I know what I’m talking about.)

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Modified on January 1, 2017

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